Monday, June 9, 2008

A Revolutionary New Invention...Certain to Replace the CD-ROM

Announcing the new "Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge" device, otherwise known as the B.O.O.K.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold ass much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here's how it works: each B.O.O.K. is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The B.O.O.K. may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "Browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional " B.O.O.K.mark" accessory allows you to open the B.O.O.K. to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single B.O.O.K.mark can be used in B.O.O.K.s by various manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the "Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language" stylus [P.E.N.C.I.L.].



Diane said...

Yes -- funny! A BOOK. I'm going to get me one of those someday... :)

Mark David Gerson said...

Don't forget to pick up your universal bookmark accessory!

Anthony said...

LOL! Now see, if only I had been the one to invent that! LOL! ;)


Heather said...

heehee.....very clever! I hope you have a wonderful day! :-)